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I DESPERATELY NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE A XANDER VID TO THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS IS GIVING ME NIGHTMARES. XANDER + FAITH + ANYA + BUFFY + WILLOW = IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE.

OH, OH, OR WES/LILAH! ALICE/CARLOS! VID IT IN EVERY FANDOM EVER, BECAUSE SHE'S GOT STYLE, SHE'S GOT VIOLENT WAYS ABOUT HER! SHE'S GOT ME SO THAT I CAN'T DREAM WITHOUT HER! SHE'S GIVING ME NIGHTMARES!

Also I want a girl to cover that song, but that's even less likely.

ALSO A SARAH/JARETH VID, but mostly just for that line about dreaming of peaches.

What. What. I Can't Even.

I was checking the AO3's prostitution tag, as one does, and there is a Yoda fic and I AM AFRAID. Fandom! Even for you, that is a bit much.