strina: reboot jim kirk caption "chicks dig scars" (kirk - scars)
strina ([personal profile] strina) wrote2010-04-05 09:25 pm
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THIS LEVEL OF GLEE FEELS INAPPROPRIATE

BUT I MOSTLY DO NOT CARE, BECAUSE I HAVE WANTED A TARSUS IV REC LIST SINCE I FIRST WIKI'D THE DAMN PLANET.

No, really, I feel actual shame for this? Because um, it should be srs bzns and not a fic kink. But Tarsus IV is basically the angstiest backstory anyone has ever had in a mainstream Western fandom. Adolescent Jim Kirk was staying with relatives on the colony Tarsus IV, population 8,000. Then a fungus killed the crops and the colonial governor decided to kill half the colonists so that half might live to see the relief ships arrive with more food - aaaand then he used his personal theory of eugenics to decide who lived and who died. We don't have a lot of details! But Kirk? One of only nine survivors who saw Kodos's face.

So there are a bunch of stories where Kodos took Kirk as a protege (with optional bad-touching) or where Kirk was a survivor on the run or a captured rebel or a very pretty boy trading sex for food and I am over here all OM NOM NOM DELICIOUS ANGST. What piles of dead babies, give me more of Kirk's manpain! (I am a terrible human being.)

Also, "Tarsus gave Kirk food issues" = the only eating disorder fic I have ever liked, true story.

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