It actually MAKES ME SAD that the epic tale of Saito: Badass Savant of Forgery doesn't exist. THERE COULD BE EAMES/SAITO AND DEEP THOUGHTS ON THE NATURE OF IDENTITY AND ARIADNE'S RIGHTEOUS FEMINIST RAGE THAT OUR SOCIETY'S BIASES ABOUT WOMEN AND THEIR BODIES IS, ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, MAKING IT HARDER FOR HER TO COMMIT AWESOME MINDCRIME (PURITANS RUIN EVERYTHING, GUYS!).

IT WOULD BE GREAT. THE END.