Yeah, it's rare you actually hit your dream AU fic, but this is it. I keep waking up and wanting to pinch myself.

It's not that it's the most amazing gorgeous perfectly written thing in the universe, but it's PERFECT because it's like JKR decided to become a fanfic author! I flail. I'm already making wild plans to buy a lot of ink cartridges and parchment and folders and make myself fanfic-books. After I do that, by golly, who needs the real HP books?