Dude, I have read more than one story where wings function as an STD. There is officially no mutation/growth/transformation too weird for me.

I just hate finding something so awesome and having to wait to rec it, since reccing is pretty much my fannish raison d'etre. But! Once it's posted with full info, there totally will be a rec, because there is very little more hilarious than drunken Michael trying to command sea creatures while I decide which will be more fun for me, comparing him to Aquaman, one of the world's lamest superheroes, or to a Disney princess.