Dear AI Fandom:

[strina]

I kind of want someone to tag your entire fandom with labels, so I could read Column A:

This Is Shipper Fic, Just Go With It
Open Marriages Don't Just Exist in 70s Porn
Divorce Isn't Legal Shorthand For "Die in a Fire"
It's Okay To Break Up With Someone And Maybe Be Single For Five Whole Seconds
You Know What's Fun? AUs!
Sometimes Grownups Solve Things By Talking And Not By Being Cheating Assholes
Everyone Likes Threesomes!
Sometimes You Don't Get to Fuck Every Person You Love And That's Alright

and avoid Column B:

FYI: I Hate Vaginas
Being Alone Means You Are a Miserable Failure; Avoid At All Costs
Let Me Draw You In With Adorable Bromantic Shenanigans And Then Punch You in the Throat With "But Then They Felt Sexual Attraction And Honor Demanded They Never Speak Again" Because This Is Secretly a Victorian Novel
You've Got It Backward, He's Cheating on His True Love With His Wife, OBVS
Somebody Has to Be the Villain And Hey, What Other Word Starts With V?
Grim Realistic Fic Is Grimmer Than Reality, aka, Sucking All the Fun Out of Pining and UST: See, I Told You It Could Be Done.

Then I could read (A) and avoid (B). My fannish experience would be vastly improved.

Love/hate,
Me