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strina ([personal profile] strina) wrote2010-05-04 10:45 pm

Terrible, Horrible, Motherfucking Amazing Stories I Have Loved

So the recent kerfuffle about owning your awesome got me to thinking about the disclaimers we put forth on a daily basis, and particularly the disclaimers I put forth when I talk about some fanfiction.

Look, I don't like badfic; almost no one does. But there's a whole range between badfic and "goodfic" that gets tangled up in embarrassment and "I know it's terrible, but...", and that's idfic/drawerfic. Winged hermaphroditic super-abused superpowered Harry falls in love with his middle-aged professor (who likes to call him "little one" in a vaguely fetish-y way), is forced by Voldemort to have sex with that professor, erases the guy's memory of his "shame", and then turns up pregnant. And there's angst and misunderstanding and then they inevitably have the baby and the happy-ever-after. That is not a story with scads of literary merit. It's not the story I'm going to rec to all my friends, or use to pimp someone into the fandom/pairing. It's not the best thing I've ever read. But guys, I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE that story (and yes, it is totally an actual story). It is DELICIOUS. And so is the Xander-centric time travel gangrape mpreg fivesome story I've read 30 times and can quote from memory. So is the Hermione pwns everyone and takes over the country and has a harem fic that I've never read, yet would dearly like to.

Because "good" stories often have to temporize, to maintain reality and your suspension of disbelief and the dynamics of the canon. But idfic says fuck that, let's turn this shit up to ELEVEN and SEE WHERE IT GOES. That's amazing! I love that! Fanfic is, at its purest, an expression of love, and just because it's usually held to some standard of objective good doesn't mean it always should be.

So, you know, dear writers of idfic: Don't be ashamed. Take them out of the drawers and set them free. I guarantee someone out there is going to MOTHERFUCKING LOVE them.
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[personal profile] saekhwa 2010-05-05 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
All I have to say is AMEN TO THIS.
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[personal profile] wrabbit 2010-05-05 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Here via my network and I just want to say: +EleventyOne

But guys, I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE that story (and yes, it is totally an actual story). ...Dude, can I read it?
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[personal profile] wrabbit 2010-05-05 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
And it's so my OTP. <3
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[personal profile] cypher 2010-05-05 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Just saw this on my network and I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE this post. ♥

I've been trying to convince myself to be braver about doing just this, and it is awesome to happen across a post encouraging it. ^^
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[personal profile] the_wanlorn 2010-05-05 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
NGL, most of the fic that I write is idfic. I get to the point where I'm just like "YOU KNOW WHAT, I could make this good, OR I COULD MAKE IT SOMETHING THAT I WILL FUCKING LOVE" and, usually, my desire to be adored by fandom is not as strong as my desire to write ridiculous shit that makes me happy.
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[personal profile] scaramouche 2010-05-05 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Very often I find myself squealing like a banshee and clapping like a seal because of glorious glorious idfic that hits your happy buttons SPOT ON. There are very few highs that can compare.
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[personal profile] sineala 2010-05-05 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I love idfic so much. There was this awesome gigantic series of Sentinel fic in which there is an Evil Organization that trains Guides or Sentinels or whatever and they kidnap Blair and brainwash him, and then Jim gets him back because he can feel his heartbeat or they have a bond or something, but then there's magic healing sex to fix the brainwashing. But! Somehow Blair runs away and gets captured again and they brainwash him *again* (because I guess it, uh, didn't take the first time), and then somewhere there's hallucinations and tattooing. And they all live happily even after.

(And sometimes there's idfic I will totally rec/pimp with. My absolute favorite Pros story is a gay circus acrobat AU (with, you know, a lot of The Catch Trap in it), so there you go. I think mostly I try not to write idfic, but I love reading it.

So, uh, word. :)
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[personal profile] the_wanlorn 2010-05-05 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
:D :D :D

Really, though, that one's pretty low on the idfic scale. I've written some glorious doozies under a couple socks. :D :D :D
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[personal profile] jitkajaylor 2010-05-06 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
My fics basically start out with "Hey, that's an awesome chessboard, prime!K&S should totally play against nu!K&S" which devolves into a possible entry for Big Bang, holy shit. So yeah, I totally get the concept of fic out of nowhere that makes you smile for no real reason other than it's awesome!

Oh, geez, I haven't read that HP fic in forever ... and what is this Xander fic you speak of?
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[personal profile] the_wanlorn 2010-05-06 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The worst part is that they're all in fandoms that you appear to read fic in, so now I'm weighing the 'D: BUT NO ONE KNOWS IT'S ME" vs. the ":D :D ATTENTION! :D :D" GJ.

[personal profile] asitor 2010-05-07 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
I love this whole entry and kind of want to make out with it. Make out with you for it? Just make out period? Whatever. Anyway, LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.
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[personal profile] nemonclature 2010-05-11 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Fanastic post. You've reminded me of the fun in fandom, I'd forgotten after all this drama surrounding Gabaldon. Sure fanfic can be really well written and brilliant blahdiblah. But yes, crack!fic is also awesome!

I want to go write something batshit insane now!
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[personal profile] acrimonyastraea 2010-05-11 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
hee! I was getting really tired of some of the rants on fanfic rants, so I love this post. Yay!

I feel like this tends to be more accepted in anime/video game fandom than book, American TV or movie fandoms. Maybe because animated characters feel less real? I have no idea.

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