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Nice Like JESUS
I don't care what my dad, says, I'm nice like Jesus, bitches.
I lend my bastard brother (who refuses to say "I love you" without some form of blackmail) gazillions of dollars just because he asked.
I come up with crazy cool ideas for presents for my best friend. I coddle my crazy mother. I totally helped Dena write a paper with my mad bullshitting skillz.
I should win a prize. Possibly it should be a pie-prize. Or cash. I'm not picky.
Also? Navel-gazing. It's fun to say. As is trepanning (which is another word not found in this damn spell check, although it offers, as an alternative, "trepanned". WTF.).
And finally:
Go here, bitches.
I lend my bastard brother (who refuses to say "I love you" without some form of blackmail) gazillions of dollars just because he asked.
I come up with crazy cool ideas for presents for my best friend. I coddle my crazy mother. I totally helped Dena write a paper with my mad bullshitting skillz.
I should win a prize. Possibly it should be a pie-prize. Or cash. I'm not picky.
Also? Navel-gazing. It's fun to say. As is trepanning (which is another word not found in this damn spell check, although it offers, as an alternative, "trepanned". WTF.).
And finally:
Go here, bitches.