No More Lists

[strina]

Dude. I should not make lists. Because I always go overboard.

I was reading this five things story, Five things she didn't pray for, and I was like hmm, Elizabeth...I'd like to see that done with Teyla. Or hey! I'm just dorky enough to be amused by a play on Faith's name.

And then I started thinking about five things stories I could write and, well:



Any fandom:

Five Ways She Broke Her Own Heart

Five Men She Never Loved (Even Though She Tried)

Five Ways It Could Have (Should Have) Been

Five Reasons It Could Never Work, and the One Reason It Did

Five Mornings-After She Doesn't Remember

Five Dangerous Obsessions

Five Times There Was No Cavalry

Five Misuses of Power

All My Children:

Five Kisses Bianca Montgomery Never Gave

Five Plans That Didn't Fall Apart {Kendall}

Five Love Affairs We Never Saw

Five Out of Seven (Not Bad) {Bianca}

Five Awful Things She Wouldn't Change, Even If She Could {Bianca}

Buffy/Angel:

Five Spells Willow Never Cast

Five Instances Where Death Did Indeed Stop True Love

Five Dawns That Weren't

Five Things She Refuses to Regret {Lilah}

Five Fresh Hells {Angel}

Five Loves That Were Not Quite Destined

Five Things Anya Wishes She Could Have Had, After

Five Things Faith Has Never Prayed For

Five Things Winifred Burkle Wishes She Didn't Wish For

Confidence:

Five Cons Jake Vig Never Pulled

Covenants:

Five Things That Never Happened to Rabbit

Dark Angel:

Five Choices Max Never Made

Five Soldiers We Never Knew

D.E.B.S.:

Five Lives Amy Gave Up for Lucy (And the One Lucy Gave Up for Her)

Discworld:

Five Things Carrot Scrupulously Did Not Do

Five Commandments Brutha Didn't Share

Five Things Vetinari Didn't Predict

Expendables:

Five Ways Festina Didn't Go Oh Shit

Fairy Tales:

Five Fairy Tales Your Mother Never Told You

Five Girls Who Were Emphatically Not Damsels

Firefly:

Five Things Inara Serra Will Never Ask For

Five Loves That Never Got a Chance

Five Coats

Five Things Mal Should Have Seen Coming

Five Things River Never Let Herself Make Happen

Five Lives That Never Happened to YoSaffBridge

Five Things River Could Have Prevented

Five Names That Could Have Been Hers {Saffron}

Five Things Zoe Does Not, In Fact, Want

Five Ways Out of Serenity

Five Ways to Break an Oath {Simon}

General Hospital:

Five Messes Carly Never Got Herself Into

Gilmore Girls:

Five Things Paris Resolutely Does Not Covet

Five Things a Good Girl Shouldn't Want {Rory}

Good Omens:

Seven Ways He Tripped (and Fell) {Aziraphale}

Grey's Anatomy:

Five Ways Meredith Got Over McDreamy

Five Secrets They Don't Know You're Keeping {George}

Harry Potter:

Five Things She's Too Smart to Question {Hermione}

Five Unforgivable Things

House:

Five Drugs Not His Choice {House}

Five Doctors (One Diagnosis)

How I Met Your Mother:

Five Totally Awesome Things That Never Happened to Ted

Five Girls Who Weren't Your Mother {Ted}

Kushiel's Dart:

Five Patrons Phedre no Delaunay Never Had

Meredith Gentry:

Five Ways Meredith Won't Take the Throne

NCIS:

Five People Abby Sciutto Never Let Herself Fall In Love With

Five Stories No One Believes {Tony}

Five Times It Wasn't Your Case

Five Lessons from the Silver Screen {Tony}

Point Pleasant:

Five Ways Christina Took the World Down with Her

Five Ways to Have a Happy Ending (Despite the Apocalypse)

Five Ways to Tame the Beast {Christina}

Popular:

Five Girls Sam Never Loved

Stargate Atlantis:

Five Things Teyla Emmagan Will Never Tell the Terrans

Five Things to Think About, When It's Three A.M. and Your People Aren't Home {Elizabeth}

Five Observations, Made Over 10,003 Years {Atlantis}

The Inside:

Five Exercises in Team-Building

Five Ways Rebecca Copes

Five Ways to Forget Who You Used to Be {Rebecca}

Five Profiles You'll Never Put Down on Paper

The L Word:

Five Connections That Never Made the Chart

Titus:

Five Things That Never Happened to Christopher Titus

Five Things Dave Didn't Get Arrested For

Five What-Ifs

Five Issues Tommy Doesn't Have

Threshold:

Five Contingencies Molly Caffrey Neglected to Plan For

Tortall:

Five Girls Who Didn't Change the World

Valdemar:

Five Times the Bell Tolled

Witchblade:

Five Men Sara Pezzini Loved (Even If She Didn't Want To)

Wonderfalls:

Five Things That Never Talked to Jaye



ETA: Oh my god, people, stop me. I'm up to 83 stories in 31 fandoms. This is madness.