Damn You, Olympics!

I...want swimmer-slash. I was watching men's synchronised diving and Sascha Klein? Is a pretty, pretty man. I would like him/any of the other divers except the wee British boy who looks rather as I picture a stunted-yet-athletic Harry Potter. Plus, I would find it unbearably hilarious if the post-coital involved one turning to his competitor and scoring his execution and synchronisation.

Michael Phelps is awesome and honestly, I kind of want to go back and find some of the Phelps/Thorpe fic from the Athens games.

Also, this icon HAS NEVER BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE.

Sidenote: So Kerri Walsh met her husband the day she first played with Misty May; who else wants polyfic? It's a double anniversary.

Sidenote 2: Someone has hexed our women's gymnastics team, what the hell.