WHY ARE THERE SO MANY, OH MY GOD

[strina]

THERE ARE SIXTEEN FOLDERS OF BOOKMARKS THAT I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YET. I AM MOST OF THE WAY THROUGH FOLDER NUMBER FIVE. FUUUUUUUUUCK. ETA: AND THESE FOLDERS ARE JUST THE STORIES I'VE READ SINCE MARCH. YEAH. DOOOOOMED.

. Homecoming (Mai/Zuko) [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
. Lies (gen) [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
. Taking Turns (Various) [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
. Game On (Mai/Zuko) [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
. Keep Warm (Jet/Zuko) [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
. Prodigal (Giles/Ethan) [BtVS] repent
. Dreaming in Blue (Wes/Illyria) [Angel]
. Charm (Willow/Tara) [BtVS] erase/rewind
. A Fairytale In Five Drabbles (Buffy/Various) [BtVS]
. ...and then there were three (Buffy/Willow/Xander) [BtVS]
. Loveslut (Xander/Willow/Cordelia) [BtVS]
. Still True (Willow/Tara, Willow/Oz) [BtVS]
. Pentacles, Protection, and Permanence (gen) [BtVS] tattoo
. A Fashionable Profit (gen) [Supernatural]
. Me and Jesus Don't Talk Anymore (Sam/Dean) [Supernatural]
. This is how we have to try (Jo/Claire) [Supernatural]
. Negotiating with Terrorists (and Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures) (Dean/Castiel) [Supernatural]
. This Story Needs More Power Ballads (Dean/Castiel) [Supernatural]
. Your Apple Pie Suburban Hell Happily Ever After (Various) [Supernatural]
. Memory, Fantasy, Knowledge (Various) [Supernatural]
. Common Ground (gen) [Supernatural]
. Those Who Sing Best, First Were Silent (The Indigo//Red Remix) (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin]
. Pretty When You're Mine (Cara/Richard/Darken Rahl) [Legend of the Seeker]
. Merrier the More (Cara/Richard/Kahlan) [Legend of the Seeker] fuck or die
. Gay Hollywood Life Partner, Whatever (Robert Downey Jr./Jude Law) [RPF]
. They Tell You (gen) [X-Men] transfic
. Because, Finn, I've Always Wanted to Have a Threesome (Puck/Quinn/Mercedes) [Glee]
. Ash the Stablehand (Ash/Princess) [Fairy Tales]
. As the World Falls (Tumbling Down) (gen) [Labyrinth]
. An Invincible Summer (Joe/Sarah) [Highlander/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. But That's Another Story (gen) [Fairy Tales]
. Cake (And Eat It, Too) (Sarah/Jareth) [Labyrinth]
. Break And Take All The Words From My Mouth (Justin/Alex) [Wizards of Waverly Place] deception
. Creepy (Alan/Billy) [Jurassic Park III]
. The Other Shoe (Jesse/Michael/Fiona) [Burn Notice] trust
. and if i ever wake from this fever dream, one day, i'll tell you everything (Mellie/Caroline, November/Echo) [Dollhouse]
. Untitled (Parker/Eliot) [Leverage]
. Untitled (gen) [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
. (delivering) Just What You Need (Holmes/Watson) [Sherlock Holmes]
. Held at the Brink (Various) [White Collar]
. Direct Satellite Broadcast (Danny/Tess, Danny/Rusty) [Ocean's 11] subtext
. Dirty Old Men (Abby/Connor/Nick) [Primeval]
. Do Not Disturb (Duncan/Methos) [Highlander]
. Eve's Hour (Sarah/Connor) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Faithfulness (Kel/Yuki/Neal) [Tortall Novels]
. Fearfully and Wonderfully Made (Nick/Greg) [CSI]
. this town is a song about you (Rory/Dean) [Gilmore Girls]
. To the Victor, the Spoiled (Holmes/Watson) [Sherlock Holmes]
. Fantasy (Jensen/Cougar/Aisha) [The Losers] fucking machines
. Once Upon a Rescue (Sarah/Jareth) [Labyrinth]
. Letting Me Let You In (Akiyama/Fukunaga/Nao) [Liar Game]
. Untitled (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. it'll last longer (Kate/Neal) [White Collar] grief
. Killing Elvis (gen) [Aliens]
. Just a Casual, Casual, Easy Thing (Various) [Ocean's 11]
. One Thousand and One and Counting (gen) [One Thousand and One Nights]
. For Saints Have Hands (Sarah/Ellison) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Walk On (gen) [Fullmetal Alchemist]
. Professionals Study Logistics (gen) [The A-Team]
. If Not Now, Then When (Penny/Sheldon) [The Big Bang Theory]
. Never Study Without Wine (Alex/Michael) [Original Fiction]
. patient (Amy/Rory/Eleven) [Doctor Who]
. Pieces of Cake (Sarah/Jareth) [Labyrinth]
. Inducing Heterophobia Through the Sue Sylvester Method (Mike/Kurt) [Glee]
. Searching (John/Cameron) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Simple Things (Chuck/Bryce) [Chuck]
. Queer as the Fork when the Knife ran away with the Spoon (Beauty/Beast) [Fairy Tales]
. Waiting (Hades/Persephone) [Greek Mythology]
. Dragonic Intervention (Ranni/Raj) [Fairy Tales]
. Three Nights (Ed/Roy) [Fullmetal Alchemist]
. Shell Game (Danny/Rusty, Danny/Tess) [Ocean's 11]
. Scars That Bleed (Batman/Joker) [The Dark Knight]
. (In which Starscream is being courted!) (Starscream/Skywarp/Thundercracker) [Transformers] (part of The Nine Rings of Vos series)
. A Woman of Power (Sarah/Jareth) [Labyrinth]
. Dare to Bake a Peach (Sarah/Jareth) [Labyrinth]
. My Home and Native Land (gen) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Twelve Cliches That Never Happened To Martha Jones (Martha/Ten) [Doctor Who]
. to where the sun is brighter (Tony/Gibbs) [NCIS]
. Just One Little Change (Remus/Snape) [Harry Potter] time travel
. Up Close and Personal (Billy/Alan) [Jurassic Park III]
. A Corner of Your Heart (Elena/Stefan, Elena/Damon) [The Vampire Diaries]
. Three Times Colonel Decker Interrogated Captain Murdock (and the One Time He Didn’t) (gen) [The A-Team]
. Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Duckling (gen) [Fairy Tales]
. A Life Lived Undercover (Tony/Gibbs) [NCIS] bdsm verse
. The Very Model Of (gen) [St Trinian's]
. The Knight and the Pea (Harry/Mab, Harry/Marcone) [The Dresden Files]
. Though I Shiver (Holmes/Watson/Mary) [Sherlock Holmes] bodyswap
. The Effects of Proximity: The Sleight of Hand Remix (Holmes/Watson) [Sherlock Holmes]
. Of Unrequited Love, Crushes, and Severe Irreconcilable Crises of Belief (Sarah/Jareth) [Labyrinth]
. Fallow Heart (Sarah/Jareth) [Labyrinth]
. Inarticulate (John/Rodney/Elizabeth) [Stargate Atlantis]
. The World in Jack and White (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. White Rabbit (Sarah/Derek) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles] (Series in Progress)
. Breath and Shadow (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles] savannah's the new john
. Attachment Theory (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. A Jack Knifed Juggernaut (I am born again) (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Working Order (John/Cameron) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles] fucking machines
. You Could Make a Killing (Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez) [RPF]
. you, maybe not essentially you, somebody else (Various) [Avengers/The Losers]
. Fragments of a Different War (Steve/Tony) [Avengers]
. Art of War (Steve/Tony) [Avengers]
. Insomnia (Various) [Avengers] gangabng
. Take Two And Call Me In The Morning (Steve/Tony) [Avengers]
. we would all be fools to pray for justice (gen) [Criminal Minds]
. 17 tattoos (Pooch/Jolene, Cougar/Jensen) [The Losers]
. the ones who were taught petrov's defense (gen) [Harry Potter]
. Try to Copy Me (gen) [RPF]
. Ornamental Swords (gen) [Firefly]
. Storytelling (Zoe/Wash) [Firefly] transfic
. Teenage Wasteland (Billy/Teddy) [Young Avengers] (WiP)
. The Home For Wayward Elves (Harry/Hermione, Harry/Draco) [Harry Potter]
. the truth is sexy (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF]
. This Is Going To Hit You (gen) [Criminal Minds] serial killers elle and reid
. to carve until he reaches bone (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Futures (A Cold Night For A Lifetime) (Various) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Five Lives Kurt Hummel Didn't Live (And One He Still Might) (Various) [Glee]
. Redefining Normal (Billy/Teddy) [Young Avengers]
. Sass and Sparks (Rogue/Logan) [X-Men] smell
. Saturday Morning (Harley/Ivy) [DCU]
. Keep the Home Fires Burning (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Seven Sunday Mother-Daughter Mornings (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Open Doors, and Other Invitations (Tony/Gibbs) [NCIS]
. blessed are your eyes because they see (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. the mermaids singing, each to each (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. The Fittest (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. snips and snails and puppy-dogs' tails (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Weapon of Choice (Clay/Roque) [The Losers] gunplay
. Persephone's Folly (Harry/Draco) [Harry Potter]
. love is not a battlefield (i am no hercules) (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal) [White Collar] noncon
. Look Where We Land (Billy/Teddy) [Young Avengers] band au
. Lines (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Hagiography (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Unsub (Hotch/Reid) [Criminal Minds]
. Kalliergo (gen) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Prima Facie (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. into luminous air (Billy/Teddy) [Young Avengers]
. i'll give it to you slowly (till you're just begging me to hold you) (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal) [White Collar]
. If you should prick me, will I bleed (Parker/Eliot/Hardison) [Leverage]
. Mostly Products Created By Nature (Bob Bryar/Greta Salpeter) [RPF]
. Affabulation (Cameron/Thirteen) [House] zombie love
. And We Had to Shoot It to Pieces (gen) [Young Avengers] past noncon/implied slash
. Blood Oath (Harry/Draco) [Harry Potter]
. fucking whatever, okay (Nate/Eliot) [Leverage]
. Domestic Rites (Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez) [RPF]
. For America (Steve Rogers/Tony Stark) [Avengers]
. First and Last Rites (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Geeks in Love (Billy/Teddy) [Young Avengers]
. Maybe Everything Returns (Billy/Teddy) [Young Avengers]
. The Sorceror's Apprentice (gen) [NCIS]
. Ten Out of Ten for Subtlety (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin]
. Our Lives Lead Other Lives (Billy/Teddy) [Young Avengers]
. Out of the Void (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Partial Harmonics (Aisha/Cougar/Jensen) [The Losers]
. Cinderella, Made of Steel (gen) [Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]
. Survivors (Wes/Faith) [BtVS]
. Learning Curve (Brian/Michael) [Queer As Folk]
. Where I Am (Eric/Sookie) [True Blood]
. One Minute Romance (Dylan/Anthony) [Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle]
. Positive Reinforcement (Peter/Elizabeth/Neal) [White Collar]
. Hard Day's Night (Mary/Marshall) [In Plain Sight]
. Horseshoe Nail (gen) [Push]
. cops and robbers (Abby/Eliot) [NCIS/Leverage]
. Say Please (Shaun/Zach) [Shelter]
. Untitled (Brad/Nate) [Generation Kill]
. Matches (David/Luke) [Eight Days of Luke]
. Shelter (Peter/Neal/Elizabeth) [White Collar]
. Whatever You Are (Be a Good One) (Peter/Neal/Elizabeth) [White Collar]
. Found Each Other In The Murky Water (gen) [Community]
. By Its Cover (gen) [Criminal Minds]
. And Gladly Teach (Katsa/Po) [Graceling]
. A Mile Away and Wearing Your Shoes (Peter/Neal/Elizabeth) [White Collar]
. Afternoon Flight (Iceman/Maverick) [Top Gun]
. Alcohol Is To Blame (Bob/One Two) [Rock'n'Rolla]
. Lockdown (Reid/Hotch) [Criminal Minds]
. Playing the Ace (gen) [White Collar]
. A Joke Turned Upside Down (Polly/Mal) [Discworld]
. Even After Death (Wes/Lilah) [Angel]
. Friendly Fauna (Kirk/Sulu) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Abandon () [The Dresden Files] inhibition
. composed of nows (Rachel/Quinn) [Glee]
. Be Yourself and Five Other Clichés (Kurt/Mike) [Glee]
. It Was Us Way Before Them (Brittany/Santana) [Glee]
. And All the King's Men (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Antithesis (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Atheists in Foxholes (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Atlas (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Fools Rush In (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Five Times Jim Kirk Was a Genius, One Time Spock Was, Too (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Five Ways Starfleet Adjusted to Jim Kirk and One Way He Adjusted To Starfleet (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Immutable Things (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. In the Name of Progress (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Just Between You and Me (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Misery Business (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. No-Win Scenario (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Out of the Desert (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. part of the process (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Perpetual Check (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Shooting the Moon (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Some Victory (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Standard Issue Uniform (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] (WiP)
. the boy who couldn’t love (due to heightened monoamine oxidase levels) (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. The Dark Side of the Moon (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. The More Adventurous Wanderer (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Thirteen Times Something Jim Kirk Learned During Xenosex Saved Their Bacon On A Diplomatic Mission, And One Time It Totally Fucked Them All Over (Kirk/Various) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Untitled (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Wrote the Book (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Northern Cities Vowel Shift (Kirk/Uhura) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Waking Sleeping Giants (Sookie/Eric) [True Blood]
. I Have Gone Out (Eric/Sookie) [True Blood]
. Mind Over Matter (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. To Hide the Faults I Feel (gen) [RPF]
. A Little Mental Yoga (Ben/Cooper) [Southland]
. Aqueous Transmission (Toby/Oz) [The Listener]
. Sing About Tragedy (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Tangled Destinies (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] (Series in Progress)
. visions (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. to feel you, feeling me (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Calling Down the Lightning (John/Rodney) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Variations In D Major (John/Rodney) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Mercy of the Fallen (John/Rodney/Carson) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Thousandmother (John/Rodney) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Looking For a Place to Happen (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. lie back and think of Starfleet (Kirk/Sulu) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Struggling For Balance (Tony/Gibbs) [NCIS]
. Enticing Icing (Chuck/Casey) [Chuck]
. Off the Clock (Chuck/Casey) [Chuck]
. Easy (Mal/Simon) [Firefly] {}
. Night Watch (Tim/Kon) [DCU]
. Freshman Year (Chad/Ryan) [High School Musical]
. Anthem (Archie/Wolfe) [Nero Wolfe]
. Splinters and Stones (John/Rodney/Carson) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Whipping Boy (John/Rodney/Carson, Rodney/Kolya) [Stargate Atlantis]
. The Hard Prayer (John/Rodney) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Teenage Kicks (John/Rodney) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Every Mountain and Hill Shall Be Made Low (Or: How Jim Kirk Moved a Mountain Without Even Trying) (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Sweet Dreams Are Made of These (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. inspiration in the strangest places (Daniel Voscovic/Andrae Gonzalo) [RPF]
. make it work (Daniel Voscovic/Andrae Gonzalo) [RPF]
. Morning Kisses: American Idol (II) (Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell) [RPF]
. the colors of your soul look like calico (Frank Iero/Gerard Way) [RPF]
. so pull me out of this dream (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF]
. Up Against the Wall (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF]
. A Matter of Inconvenience (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF]
. Change (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF]
. Conquered (by a Wily Voice and Eyes) (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF]
. Untitled, Untitled, and Untitled (Jet/Zuko) [Avatar: The Last Airbender] (part of the Vampatar AU) {Bite of Your Kiss}
. there is no motive for this crime (Mai/Zuko, Katara/Zuko) [Avatar: The Last Airbender] {Trust}
. The Spring Bride (Various) [Fairy Tales] {Fairy Tale}
. Who's Counting? (Dean/Castiel) [Supernatural] {Can't Stop}
. I Lost Two Cities, Lovely Ones (Buffy/John) [BtVS/Supernatural] {Hail Fellow}
. what is left is the telling (Brad/Nate) [Generation Kill] {}
. A Keen Observer of the Human Condition (Logan/Veronica) [Veronica Mars] {Manipulation}
. There's So Much To See Through, They Say (Rodney/Teyla) [Stargate Atlantis] {}
. Take the Heart Out (gen) [Avatar: The Last Airbender] {}
. The One Exception (Jet/Zuko) [Avatar: The Last Airbender] {Confession}
. A Point of Weakness (Azula/Ty Lee) [Avatar: The Last Airbender] {}
. Top to Bottom (Neal/Peter) [White Collar] {}
. 25 occasions people have celebrated in the Jossverse (Various) [BtVS] {Snapshot}
. An Honest Man (Peter/Neal, Peter/Elizabeth) [White Collar] {}
. Five People Connor Never Fell In Love With (And One He Did) (Connor/Various) [Primeval] {UST}
. You and Your Fuck Awful Timing, or Five Things Ed Learned From Roy But Would Never Admit To If You Asked Him Point Blank (Roy/Ed) [Fullmetal Alchemist] {Patience}
. Management Strategies (Tim/Kon) [DCU] {Honesty}
. Repeat Offender (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] {Criminal}
. When You Know It's Meant To Be (Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden) [RPF] {Epiphany}
. Fear of Flying (Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith) [RPF] {Doubt}
. Sensory Overload (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF] {}
. Hard to Look So Easy (Holmes/Watson) [Sherlock Holmes] {}
. the hours and times of your desire (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF] {}
. Rewind, Reboot, Restore (John/Rodney) [Stargate Atlantis] {}
. No. 2 (Xander/Buffy, Buffy/Angel) [BtVS] {Fusion}
. Watcher Mine (Xander/Buffy) [BtVS] {Aftermath}
. This is how we have to try (Jo/Claire) [Supernatural] {Protection}

ADMITTEDLY, ABOUT 120 OF THOSE ARE PRE-EXISTING LINKS THAT'VE BEEN CHLLING IN THIS DOCUMENT FOR MONTHS. BUT MOSTLY, THE LAST COUPLE DAYS. HOW ABOUT, NEXT TIME I DON'T POST A LIST FOR A WHILE, SOMEBODY PUNCHES ME THROUGH THE INTERNET, BECAUSE IT ALWAYS ENDS LIKE THIS. I AM FLASHING BACK TO THAT TIME WITH THE SIMULTANEOUS CODING OF 450 STORIES, OKAY (FUCK YOU IN PERPETUITY, 2007).

NERO WOLFE? I DON'T EVEN. WHAT.

Comments

[ineptshieldmaid]

WAAAAAH THOSE ARE A LOT OF LINKS!

I still haven't finished getting through the *last* massive slew of ST recs I bookmarked from your recs posts.

[dorkpie]

This happens to me a lot too. I had to export my bookmarks out of my dad's computer after I moved out of his house, and I think the end result was something close to 40 pages. D:

[kopernik]

Wow, this is epic. And I thought I was behind on my reading.

[ettegoom]

I frequently find myself in the same situation... the only thing that (rather frustratingly) saves me, is that my laptop does the blue screen of death rather frequently, and if I have forgotten to close and save firefox in the last day, I tend to lose pretty much all of the 50+ tabs that I have open.

I gave up on adding them to my bookmarks, because I never actually managed to read them, and I still have unread bookmark folders on my computer, which is depressing.

Good luck!