PC HODGELL, ILU, ILU *SO MUCH*

[strina]

WILL BE BACK WHEN COHERENCE RETURNS BUT, A QUICK LIST OF AWESOME THINGS TO BE FOUND IN THE CHRONICLES OF THE KENCYRATH:

• BLOODPLAY


• TWIN/SIBLING INCEST


• FEMSLASH RST AND SLASH UST (SO FAR)


• DREAMWALKING


• MIND CONTROL


• SUPERPOWERED OUTCASTS


• PHILOSOPHY ABOUT HONOR AND RELIGION


• RELIGIOUS ~EXPERIMENTS~


• THIEVES' GUILD SHENANIGANS


• SERIAL KILLERS


• GIRLS STABBING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING FACE AND RESCUING EVERYBODY


• THE HEROINE'S SECRET SHAME IS NOT RAPE *OR* A BABY


• HORRIBLE CATACLYSMS


• TORTURE AND H/C


• WEREWOLVES AND ZOMBIES AND SHAPESHIFTERS


• THE CLASSIC "IT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE BUT REALLY IT'S A SUPERSMART PSYCHIC HORSIE-BEAST THAT WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER"


• THE CLASSIC "IT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE BUT ALL IT REALLY WANTS IS TO FUCKING KILL AND EAT YOU, YOU TWO-LEGGED ABOMINATION"


• EXOTIC DANCING FOR GREAT JUSTICE


• "I AM NO MAN!"


• UNCLE ATTEMPTED BAD-TOUCH (UNDEAD BOGEYMAN EDITION) LOSES HIS FUCKING HAND


• SECRET SOCIETY OF WOMEN KNITTING IN CODE


• ~SOULBONDS~...THAT FUCK YOU OVER


• SHE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED


• ASSASSINS


• BERSERKERS


• BERSERKERS WHO ARE ACTUALLY FAKING IT FOR THE LULZ

Comments

[amaresu]

It is entirely possible I will have to read these. I mean soulbonds that fuck you over and knitting in code, this sounds like it fits my interests.

[strina]

Books are here! So much souldbonding, holy crap. Jame's brother is soulbonded to 2000 retainers all by himself! And then Jame's kind of wandering aroud soulbonding people and animals by accident and then there is Bane, and Jame with Bane, and that entire shitshow that was my highest of OTPs from 12 to 13.

The knitting in code gets me SO HARD, because one of it's main functions seems to be carrying out epistolary romances with your girlfriend as you're both contracted out in marriage at the will of your lord and there is pining and then you can reunite in the Women's Halls and I would read WHOLE BOOKS of JUST THAT.

[kitewithfish]

YOU HAVE IN*koff* pardon me.

As I was saying, you have inspired me to find and read these books, because I have deep love for soulbonds and irony.

[strina]

Look no farther! I mean, yes, buy them if you can, 'cause they are GREAT, but first, read them and come TALK TO ME.

[kitewithfish]

Sadness! I am blocked from viewing this page!

*puppy eyes*

[ineptshieldmaid]

REQUIRE.

AT ONCE.

[strina]

HAVE THE WHOLE SERIES.

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, INEPT, SO MUCH. IT IS LIKE SHE IS TICKING OFF A LIST OF AWESOME GENRE CLICHES (INCLUDING, I FORGOT TO MENTION, BOTH AMNESIA AND "YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST" STANDOFFS). THIEF'S APPRENTICE, CHECK, EPIC BATTLE WITH CANNIBALS (THE CANNIBALS WERE TRICKED INTO IT), CHECK, HOYDEN REBELS AGAINST CLOISTERED WOMEN'S WORLD (THAT IS SECRETLY BADASS AND FULL OF EPISTOLARY ROMANCE CARRIED OUT THROUGH SHAWL-MESSAGES AND ALSO, BLOOD-FEUDS), CHECK, EPIC MYSTIC JOURNEY, CHECK, WARRIOR'S APPRENTICE, CHECK.

IT IS *ALL THE THINGS*.

[ineptshieldmaid]

*grabs*

*discovers she can't open*

*grabs appropriate e-reader*

AHAHAHA NOW I HAVE ALL THE THINGS. Thank you!