strina: dresden caption "just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face" (dresden)
strina ([personal profile] strina) wrote2011-08-08 05:39 pm

Damn You, Homestuck! Why Does Your Xeno Poly Hatesex Nonsense Fit This So WELL?

MARCONE IS HARRY'S KISMESIS. Although I'm not sure if Murphy or Michael would be his moirail, and whether it's Elaine or Susan, he is defs estranged from his matesprit. OH MY GOD, BEING HARRY DRESDEN'S AUSPISTICE HAS GOT TO BE THE FUCKING WORST, ARE YOU KIDDING. Oh shit, you guys, is Lea secretly just the worst fucking auspistice in the world (Harry\Lea/Mab)? And after that went down in flames, he filled his ashen quadrant with Thomas (re: Lara) AND NOW IT HAS GONE WRONG AGAIN. HE IS DOOMED TO FILL ONLY TWO QUADRANTS FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME.
gehayi: (stunned Ed and Al (chaoticdraconis))

[personal profile] gehayi 2011-08-08 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you please translate the following words?

Kismesis
Moirail
Matesprit
Auspistice
Ashen quadrant
gehayi: (remusWTF (copperbadge))

[personal profile] gehayi 2011-08-08 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*boggles in incomprehension*

I have enough trouble with fandom's insistence on shipping everyone. How can you possibly not only remember all that and keep it straight, but actually apply it to fandoms that are not Homestuck?