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Jul. 8th, 2010 08:34 pmThings I Want Never To Read Again #156: Graphic (HORRIFYING) description of injuries to the inestine/colon/bowel! NO THANK YOU.
I KEEP GETTING FLASHBACKS TO THE FISTING-GONE-HORRIBLY-WRONG STORY AND IT IS MAKING ME D: BECAUSE I LIKE FISTING STORIES!
OR RATHER, LIKED.
There was a violence/sex gone wrong warning on the story, but I am actually okay with most of what that might cover, so I read on, and then there was a loving and tender D/s scene that made much of the fact that this was the first time for this and it was one of Rodney's biggest fantasies and I could FEEL THE ENCROACHING DOOM, but I did not run away quickly enough to spare myself from the beginning of the GONE WRONG portion of events. AAAAAUGH.
Plus, The Apple Tree's surprise WANDLESS-MAGIC+SWEARING-GO-HORRIBLY-WRONG bit with the blood and the infection and the surgery and the AAAUGH.
Plus, that SGA fic with the gut wound and the being trapped with no medical facilities and AAUGH.
Plus, that fic with Joxer and the Spanish Inquisition and the PEAR OF ANGUISH, AAAAUGH, AAAUGH, AAAAAUGH.
Unrelatedly, I am pretty sure I don't love post-Trinity fic for the reasons most people love it? Like, yes, woobiefic is fun and all, but this is the Gateverse; you have a million choices for woobification set-ups.
I am in it for the spite.
You know the formula, Doranda -> shunning/abuse -> epiphany of Rodney's awesome. But SOMETIMES there is a bonus element, that of SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME! I am totally a "cut off your nose to spite your face" person deep down in my soul, so I really love it when someone has legit been a douchebag, goes begging for forgiveness, and gets DENIED. Possibly also humiliated and shamed. TAKE THAT, HOSEBAG, MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T BE SUCH A JUDGE-Y ASSHOLE.
I KEEP GETTING FLASHBACKS TO THE FISTING-GONE-HORRIBLY-WRONG STORY AND IT IS MAKING ME D: BECAUSE I LIKE FISTING STORIES!
OR RATHER, LIKED.
There was a violence/sex gone wrong warning on the story, but I am actually okay with most of what that might cover, so I read on, and then there was a loving and tender D/s scene that made much of the fact that this was the first time for this and it was one of Rodney's biggest fantasies and I could FEEL THE ENCROACHING DOOM, but I did not run away quickly enough to spare myself from the beginning of the GONE WRONG portion of events. AAAAAUGH.
Plus, The Apple Tree's surprise WANDLESS-MAGIC+SWEARING-GO-HORRIBLY-WRONG bit with the blood and the infection and the surgery and the AAAUGH.
Plus, that SGA fic with the gut wound and the being trapped with no medical facilities and AAUGH.
Plus, that fic with Joxer and the Spanish Inquisition and the PEAR OF ANGUISH, AAAAUGH, AAAUGH, AAAAAUGH.
Unrelatedly, I am pretty sure I don't love post-Trinity fic for the reasons most people love it? Like, yes, woobiefic is fun and all, but this is the Gateverse; you have a million choices for woobification set-ups.
I am in it for the spite.
You know the formula, Doranda -> shunning/abuse -> epiphany of Rodney's awesome. But SOMETIMES there is a bonus element, that of SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME! I am totally a "cut off your nose to spite your face" person deep down in my soul, so I really love it when someone has legit been a douchebag, goes begging for forgiveness, and gets DENIED. Possibly also humiliated and shamed. TAKE THAT, HOSEBAG, MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T BE SUCH A JUDGE-Y ASSHOLE.
