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Aug. 14th, 2010 09:50 pmSo me and food are deep in one of the Weird phases of our relationship; I'm eating less at once, but I want to be eating all the time. And I want to eat everything, but also nothing, because my food cravings have switched off? So I have skipped a lot of meals. I'll be hungry, but everything sounds gross, so I choose MOAR INTERNET over FOOD, and then I finally think of something I can stand to eat, but the restaraunt is closed/it is impractical to cook now, because it is SURPRISE, 1:00 AM!
Basically, I have no idea how people make their food decisions when not driven by NEED SOMETHING CHEESY, DO NOT CARE WHAT, GIVE ME DAIRY GOODNESS or FAJITAS ARE MY OWN TRUE LOVE AND I MUST HAVE THEM NOW or BANANA PUDDING IS MAN'S GREATEST INVENTION, FUCK THE SPACE PROGRAM or whatever.
Brought to you by: It is 9:55 and I am starving and I want salad and waffles and fried sandwiches except not enough to go to the store for any of it except I am starving except really, now the thought of ranch dressing or maple syrup is GROSS and I really want some ham, except I haven't fried sandwiches in more than three years, aka, back when I had a gas stove. Oh hey, we have a griddle, do I want to use a griddle instead of a skillet? How high should I turn the heat on, well, either? Why didn't Netflix send me my DVDs, I totally want to watch some Fringe or Greek while eating fried sandwiches, why can't my brother bring the blue car back so I don't drive to Walmart with no air conditioning, why is it 10 pm and still 91 degrees, why was it 105 degrees today at all, fuck you, Oklahoma weather, this is supposed to be a fucking temperate region, what the fuck, why can't I own Scott Pilgrim on DVD already, that shit was amazing, I am going to go read some more Inception fic, bye.
Basically, I have no idea how people make their food decisions when not driven by NEED SOMETHING CHEESY, DO NOT CARE WHAT, GIVE ME DAIRY GOODNESS or FAJITAS ARE MY OWN TRUE LOVE AND I MUST HAVE THEM NOW or BANANA PUDDING IS MAN'S GREATEST INVENTION, FUCK THE SPACE PROGRAM or whatever.
Brought to you by: It is 9:55 and I am starving and I want salad and waffles and fried sandwiches except not enough to go to the store for any of it except I am starving except really, now the thought of ranch dressing or maple syrup is GROSS and I really want some ham, except I haven't fried sandwiches in more than three years, aka, back when I had a gas stove. Oh hey, we have a griddle, do I want to use a griddle instead of a skillet? How high should I turn the heat on, well, either? Why didn't Netflix send me my DVDs, I totally want to watch some Fringe or Greek while eating fried sandwiches, why can't my brother bring the blue car back so I don't drive to Walmart with no air conditioning, why is it 10 pm and still 91 degrees, why was it 105 degrees today at all, fuck you, Oklahoma weather, this is supposed to be a fucking temperate region, what the fuck, why can't I own Scott Pilgrim on DVD already, that shit was amazing, I am going to go read some more Inception fic, bye.
