Titles Are the Bane of My Existence

Just did two small fandom lists and while I like Niche Is Neat, I hate the other title. Eck. Am now poking at titles for one-maybe-two Inception lists and a Sherlock BBC, or possibly an all-the-Sherlocks, list. The latter is not going well. I am apparently stuck in the first person? All I've managed to come up with is "I'll Unravel You (Just Give Me the Time)" and "I Can't Read Your Mind (I Don't Have To)".

I HATE settling for a crappy title, because then it'll just irritate me every time I see it on a masterlist, instead of making me happy, like "Memory Is Organic (It Breaks Down)" or "Nobody Wants the Space Clap".