PREDICTABLY, THIS LOOKS TO END IN TEARS

Or at least in "tearing out hair". THIS WAS SUCH A STUPID FUCKING PLAN. Like, at this point I will be turning in the shittiest rough drafts ever and then just editing like a madwoman for the next month. Which I guess will work? But is extremely personally disappointing. Also, I really hope y'all want to read some Homestuck, because I am currently in love with Rose Lalonde (knitting! irony! horrorterrors! teenage interspecies lesbian shenanigans!).