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“I've known tons of couples and about 80% of them have cheated on each other and broke up. I've known about 20 people in cults, only one left it and they had to be kidnapped and go through deprogramming for that to happen.”

“What's your point?”

“If you want a stable relationship that will last, fuck love! Go for Stockholm Syndrome, it’s a lot more reliable.”

- Flickering Lights Chapter 18: Can You Get More Cynical?

Master Bra'tac > You

( Seriously, this is the best anecdote I've ever read in a fic, ever. )