Once Again, Defective, Would Like a Robot Body Soonest

I just, um, clapped my hands in glee, shut up, Teen Wolf gives me FEELINGS THAT REQUIRE GESTURES, and it turns out the heel of my hand hurts when you touch it? Like, a lot. But literally only when it's touched.

So I went yay, clap, AAUGH.

MEATSUIT, WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY WITH ME LIKE THAT?