Cognitive Dissonance

Dude, cognitive dissonance like woah.

On AMC, there's this guy who's supposed to be some kind of executive producer or something. And Erica says she's seen some of his executive decisions in action and he's all "Who do you think got Kelly to audition for Reg?".

Aagh, stop it. Kelly was big because she was Hayley on AMC. Therefore you can't mention Kelly Ripa, TV personality, on AMC. It's weird, don't do it.

I like carefree JR.

Dude, Janet is totally running around town, kidnapping people and locking them in a box.

I love Zach. I love Zach/Kendall. I hope they end that relationship with him dead. For at least five years. No! It's because I do love him that I want him dead.

I don't want him to be more of the same for Kendall. I don't want him to be another guy that leaves her, or another guy that betrays her trust. I want him to stay a good guy; I want him to keep his promises. So, one of them has to die. And don't pretend it'd be Kendall; she's a Kane.

In Which a Movie Trailer Makes Me Think Thoughts

Dude, did they say "rawhead"? Like, Rawhead and Bloody Bones?

Frightened children! It's totally Rawhead and Bloody Bones! Or one of his ilk.

There's a word you don't often get to use.

Oh, the angsty Wincest this will spawn...

Or, huh, maybe not. Die-hard optimism does not lend itself to angst-sex.

OMFG, IT'S DARLA!

You know what'd be awesome like an awesome thing? If she was in that tent waiting to be healed of a deadly STD.

"Why do you deserve to live more than my daughter?" Because I keep back the night, bitch.

Dude, "Don't Fear the Reaper". Hello, irony. You're looking large and hulking this evening.

Okay, saw a trailer for Firewall. I've just go to say: if people I love are kidnapped as leverage against me, the kidnappers better hope they picked the right loved ones.

Richard, Grandma, Alyssa, I'm doing whatever they want. Anybody else, it's a case-by-case basis. Because I'd mostly be leveraged by guilt, and my guilt only goes so far. Richard/Grandma/Alyssa = love. Everybody else = various ratios of love/guilt.

Destroy the cross, jackasses! Destruction of the focus = destruction of the spell.

I want the sequel to I Am What I Am.

Okay, who didn't call that it was Sue Ann.

I totally want to spend the next few days randomly proclaiming "I am the king of me!".

'm watching Love Monkey now, btw. I've a fondness for Tom Cavanagh. He has a charming mien and delivery.

I like this song, Wayne's song.

Feckless is a rocking word.

I feel this show would be the perfect Scrubs-chaser.