Oh My God, OW

So. This was a good day, once. I magically was at lunch when the day's problem customer came through Tools (the guy's so bad he's been banned from more than one store). I'm picking up more hours. I'm somehow not tired on my less than four hours of sleep. I picked up season one of HIMYM for $15 and a Paramore CD for $13. Got a huge discount (more than half) on my Quizno's order because there was nobody manning the front of the store when I came in and I had to wait a while; honestly, I think the discount was so big because I was polite about it.

Then came the drive home. I had the window down. On a turn, a bug ended up hitting me in the head and then falling into my lap. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem, but today. Today that bug was a yellowjacket. Which I didn't know or I would have been a lot quicker to just pull onto the shoulder instead of trying to wait the quarter mile for a side road.

I now have a giant yellowjacket sting. On the inside of my thigh. The high inside of my thigh and honestly? I am actually lucky it didn't get me in the crotch because yellowjacket's aren't like bees; they don't sting once and die; they keep stinging. I pulled off the road screeching because OMG THIS FUCKING HURTS.

I'm putting ammonia on it and icing; anyone know anything that's supposed to work better? I've got a nine hour shift tomorrow and I'd like this not to be a problem.

P.S. I HATE NATURE.