Fandom, You Have Ruined Me Utterly

I just watched Race to Witch Mountain and guys. GUYS. Someone's writing Sara/Jack future-fic, right? I NEED IT.

He flipped out on heavily armed soldiers, screaming her name! There was a goodbye mindmeld, while they were both crying! Okay, she was crying, he was tearing up in a manly way, whatever, THEY SHOULD BE IN LOVE WHEN SHE GROWS UP. SETH CAN HAVE ALEX, I DON'T CARE, JUST GIVE ME JACK/SARA TELEPATHIC SEX AND AN AWKWARD MORNING AFTER WHERE HE'S GRUFF AND EMOTIONALLY RETARDED AND SHE JUST WANTS PANCAKES, BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY KNOWS HE SPENT TWENTY MINUTES WATCHING HER SLEEP AND THINKING ABOUT HOW HE'D DIE FOR HER.

In conclusion? PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO TO FF.NET FOR THIS. BECAUSE I WILL.