Gacked from zillahseye:

Pick a fandom, any fandom I have EVER BEEN IN (or even a fandom I haven't been in - chances are I know something about it by way of fannish osmosis and the less I actually know, the more definite my opinions are likely to be!). I will tell you:

1. My One True Pairing-Whatever Ship:
2. Canon Ship:
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
4. "You are one sick puppy" Ship:
5. "I dabble a little" Ship:
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship:
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship:
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
10. One piece of canon I would change:
11. A "missing scene" I'd love to see:
12. I had no proof, but I always believed that...:
13. Measured most likely, by my superscientific gaydar gun, to be queer:
14. The character who's most like me:
15. The character I think I'd be happiest dating:
16. The character I hate for No Good Reason:
17. The most intensely fannish thing I did while I was into it:
18. A song I associate with that fandom:
19. Character most likely to have a sekrit fandom identity themselves:
20. The perfect ending to the story, whether or not it matches what happened.