"Shit I Pulled Off My Hard Drive" Could TOTALLY Be a Theme

[strina]

It would, in fact, be the second time someone used that theme. But no, this is a just a new-and-we'll-call-it-improved version of my TBP post.

04/15 - I will be ETAing this pretty much continually tonight, so, heads up.

04/15 (2) - What the hell, I haven't even finished my current junk file, let alone started on my actual recs folder.

04/16 - But wait! There's more!...Some of it from nearly three years ago. I fail so hard.

04/21 - Added: small fandoms, Sentinel, Trek, Torchwood, Heroes.

04/21 (2) - Oh fandom, how have I come to this? Reccing post-snuff Jack/Ianto - only in fucking Torchwood, I swear to god. Oh, you could do it in HL, but I bet no one ever did. Well, unless Kronos was involved, because that was some fucked-up shit. Anyway! Current mood: HORRIFIED.

05/30 - This shit is RIDICULOUS. I am never going to manage to get rid of this post. Stupid rules about themes. Which I'm apparently going to hold myself to even though no one would care.

07/13 - I ship Xander/Buffy so hard, you guys, but the fic is just...not awesome. Well, excepting m_mcgregor and lwbush. Actually, the only real ships I have for Xander are Xander/Buffy, Xander/Faith, and Xander/Buffy/Faith. Hi there, not-so-secret Xander/slayers kink! Confession: TOS is practically my least favorite of the Treks (is Enterprise anyone's favorite?). DS9 was my first Trek, back when I was wee and watching with my dad, plus, BASHIR, I love him, so slashy and fucked-up and socially retarded. And TNG has my favorite captain. Reboot is the new beloved, obvs (KIIIIIRK).

But I have been having ennui, guys. It's like last week was the week canon punched fandom in the face, what with Panic and That Other Thing, You Know the One, and it's just hard to be super-enthusiastic in the wake of that. I just want to curl in and read comforty epics; well, that and prompt people to wite the bandom h/c fics of my HEART. I am trying to think of a way to finagle Brendon Urie/Travis McCoy/Katy Perry (I already asked for Brendon/Ashlee/Pete with Bronx adorableness). So I thought, hey! I'm unlikely to add tons to the rec folder in the next few days, perfect time to update this bitch. Also, also, three things people do that I motherfucking hate: not cleaning up the html in their links so I go straight to "leave a comment" or "format=light" or whatever, misuse/ignorance of page titles/subject lines, motherfucking hard-coded fonts jesus fucking christ, because 12-pt Comedic Sans MS for 15 pages is torture.


Crossovers:
. Personality: friendly :) (Ianto/The Stig) [Torchwood/Top Gear] job well done
. Five Drabbles Outlining Perfect Happiness (Various) [BtVS/Farscape/Other Fandoms]
. Dawn is in the house (gen) [BtVS/House]
. Survivors (Xander/Logan/Scott) [BtVS/X-Men]
. The Sentinel School (Jim/Blair, others?) [The Sentinel/Stargate SG-1] -no link-
. Probably they're against all the odds, but hey, anything could happen (Marty/Chester) [Law and Order/CSI: New York/RPF] WEIRDLY HARD TO CATEGORISE
. The Almost Exception (Pete Wentz/Spencer Reid) [RPF/Criminal Minds] pete's game = totally a spectator sport
. Untitled (gen) [RPF/Stargate Atlantis] bob+gerard
. Symmetry in Orbit (River/Chekov) [Star Trek: Reboot/Firefly]
. This Is What’s Next and Mr. Kirk of Iowa (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot/The West Wing]
. I walk a mile in bloody shoes (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot/Doom] !!!!!!!!
. Ask me no questions (Tony/Shawn) [Iron Man/Psych]


Merlin:
. Everything's Going to Get Lighter (Even If It Never Gets Better) (Arthur/Merlin, Lancelot/Gwen) [Merlin]
. Home Is Where the Prat Is (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin]
. Something To Talk About (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin]
. The Common Touch (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin]
. MERLIN (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin] aka the fratboy fic
. Details in the Fabric (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin] mobsters
. Something Quite Special (gen) [Merlin] replacement
. Discipline (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin]
. Spoils of War (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin]
. By Strength and by Virtue (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin]
. Inside Outright (Arthur/Merlin) [Merlin] anonymous club hookup


Small Fandoms:
. It's the thought that counts (gen) [NCIS] regifitng
. Opportunist (Bess/Georgiana, Bess/William) [Duchess of Devonshire]
. Misery...esque (gen) [Castle]
. Nine Things You Never Knew About Her (And One You Finally Did) (Helga/Arnold) [Hey Arnold!] ...don't ask (damn ship_manifestos)
. Shanghaied! (Various) [Andromeda] ANDROID GANGBANG NEEDS TO BE IN MORE FIC
. A Dark Stone for a Heart (Garak/Bashir) [Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]
. Exile (Garak/Bashir) [Star Trek: Deep Space Nine] !!!!
. No and Yes (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek]
. Ten Punishments, or, The Decalogue According to Elim Garak (Garak/Bashir) [Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]
. What Makes Thee Human (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek]
. Heroes Never Die (Except When They Do) (John/Matt) [Live Free or Die Hard]
. Legacy of the Fallen (Various) [Blade: Trinity]
. Graven Image (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek] mirror!verse


Harry Potter:
. Said the Tortoise to the Hare (Harry/Draco) [Harry Potter] patience
. Ephemera (Harry/Ginny, Harry/Draco) [Harry Potter] small things
. Untitled (Harry/Draco) [Harry Potter] elderly marauders *
. Home Is Where the Heart Is (Harry/Percy) [Harry Potter] *
. Better Things (Various) [Harry Potter] *
* HAVE HAD QUEUED TO REC SINCE 2006 - FAAAAAAIL


Torchwood:
. Smile And That Will Mean I May (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. Moving In (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. Farce (Various) [Torchwood] {Under the Influence}
. Snowdon (gen) [Torchwood]
. Torn (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. Soap (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. That doesn't bother you, does it? (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. Thoroughly Impressed (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. Guard Them, and Him Within (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. For Captain and Cardiff (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
. Never The End (Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]


Stargate:
. Day In, Day Out (Lorne/Parrish) [Stargate Atlantis]
. Owing Silence (Jack/Daniel) [Stargate SG-1] -no link-


Supernatural:
. Such Friends Are Dangerous (Sam/Jess) [Supernatural] !!
. American as Apple Pie (Dean/Castiel) [Supernatural]
. Scraped Knees and Bandaids (gen) [Supernatural] dean is totally the mommy


BtVS:
. Normal (Buffy/Xander/Oz) [BtVS]
. Sparks (Giles/Xander) [BtVS] character death
. Substitute (gen) [BtVS] post-Becoming
. History Reinvented (Giles/Xander) [BtVS]
. Things We Never Talk About (Xander/Larry, Xander/Faith) [BtVS] FINALLY in one file, with title. orig read as untitled series of drabbles.
. As Long As That's Clear (Giles/Xander) [BtVS] post-Beer Bad
. Who Would Win? (Xander/Buffy) [BtVS]


RPF:
. Zen (Adam Lambert/Kris Allen) [RPF]
. Sex Machine (Adam Lambert/Kris Allen) [RPF] i love kink bingo
. Concessions (Adam Lambert/Kris Allen) [RPF]
. They Be More Like Guidelines (Frank Iero/Gerard Way) [RPF] origins of stagegay
. Triumvirate (William Beckett/Gabe Saporta/Travis McCoy) [RPF]
. Sex Tape (Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith) [RPF]
. Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three) (Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith) [RPF] {Family} SECRET BABY, but somehow, i don't love
. All things fall into place (you're right where you belong) (Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith) [RPF] ta - eta: teaching assistant, not girl spence's awesome t&a
. Framed to bend (Bob/Gerard, Brian/Gerard) [RPF] petsitting - waffling on this one. concept - ! execution - _
. Be Thou Bound (Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick) [RPF]
. Twist to Fit the Mold (Bob Bryar/Gerard Way) [RPF] hippie parents
. One More Than Three (Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith/Jon Walker) [RPF]
. Frogs Out There Who Used To Be People (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump) [RPF] fuck or die
. Could Be Someone (Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie) [RPF]
. Please do not try these tricks at home (Various) [RPF]
. House of the Living (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF] ZOMBIES
. Size Queen (Frank Iero/Gerard Way) [RPF] always girls + strap-on
. take this sinking boat (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF] BEST
. Love in the Time of Paper Clips (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF] lisa frank bdsm
. Just Sing, Sing a Song (Gerard Way/Various) [RPF]
. Proselytizing (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF] rimming
. Serious Moonlight (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert) [RPF] club sex
. Get Up And Shake The Glitter Off Your Clothes (Now We’re Partners In Crime) (Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith) [RPF] MOTTS


The Sentinel:
. Lasting Imprint (Jim/Blair) [The Sentinel]
. Not Exactly Funny (Jim/Blair) [The Sentinel]
. Graymouse (Jim/Blair) [The Sentinel] ofc pov
. Lifeline (Jim/Blair) [The Sentinel]
. A Matter of Timing (Jim/Blair) [The Sentinel]
. A Round of Tumult (Jim/Blair) [The Sentinel]


Star Trek: Reboot:
. Handiwork (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Physical Requirements (Kirk/Spock/Uhura) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. The Long Road (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] s!prime/k!prime, btw, but I have a whole Thing about that; suffice to say, it will NEVER be r!kirk/s!prime in these parts
. Under the Influence (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Five Times Spock Thought... (Kirk/Spock, Spock/Uhura) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Our Emotional History Is in the Kitchen (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] not crazy about this one
. Sleepless (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Precocious (Five Things About Love and Life James Kirk Learned Too Soon, and One He Learned Just in Time) (Kirk/Spock, Spock/Uhura) [Star Trek: Reboot] mixed bag!
. I'm a Doctor, Not a Dildo (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot] fisting!
. Suspicious Liquids (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Eyes Like An Impossible Storm (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. The Fistbump Is Non-Optional (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. I Bring the Fire (Kirk/Spock/Uhura) [Star Trek: Reboot] pon farr
. Action (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Wrote the Book (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] sexual harassment seminar + Kirk = DOOMED TO FAILURE
. why can't we just forget, ride off into the sunset? (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot] character death
. The Zero Grav Club (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. These Kids, They Lost Their Graces (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Not In Love Song (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. On the Dance Floor (Kirk/Spock/Uhura) [Star Trek: Reboot] diplomatic-verse
. Letters and Papers (Kirk/Uhura, Spock/Uhura) [Star Trek: Reboot] diplomatic-verse
. Shooting the Moon (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Home Training (McCoy/Chekov) [Star Trek: Reboot] southern boys
. ending one minute at a time (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Even From Myself (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Five Times James T. Kirk Should Have Apologized And One Time He Actually Bothered To (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Autopsy (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Asymptote (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] touch-starved
. and get him to swap our places (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] character death
. An Illogically Beautiful Mind (Kirk/Spock) [Star Trek: Reboot] good will hunting
. A Brief Discourse on the Benefits of Gravity (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot] joanna
. Alternate Routes (McCoy/Chekov) [Star Trek: Reboot] always a girl + voyeurism
. Opportunity for Advancement and Lack of Opportunity (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Watch Yourself (gen) [Star Trek: Reboot] space clap = ALWAYS FUNNY
. I Get By With A Little Help (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. A Shocking Turn of Events (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Unexpected Side Effects (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot] psychic
. Something More (Kirk/McCoy) [Star Trek: Reboot]
. Opening Act (McCoy/Chekov) [Star Trek: Reboot] fingering
+ 20-25 more, but fuck it, I'm bored of coding


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