Sadly, Julia Did Not End This Episode An Amnesiac

Dude, someone with JR's issues should not have a private jet.

Something happens and he starts packing. He's all "Ahahaha! I'm taking me and my son away from here and not telling anyone where!"

Erica's such a drama queen. And she...kinda has reason. She was a spoiled teenager who became a superstar and media darling. And now she's a business mogul and TV star.

God, Eden Riegel's pretty. And I'm gonna miss her.

OMG! Jack likes Zach better than Ryan!

Oh, I hate Erin. Pushing Ryan to give up on hope (and Greenlee) so she can get better digs. I hope she gets shot or something. I mean, I kinda like her with Aiden, if only because it's nice that Aiden has a love interest.

Aiden's got this whole white knight thing, and he's always better with someone to white knight for. But his ladies-fair lately have been kinda...sub-par. Maureen, Anita, Erin...

So I want them to shoot Erin and ooh! Aiden can fall, all unknowing, in love with the tragic femme fatale that pulled the trigger. And then there is angst and she confesses and he broods and then he reforms her with the strength of his love and his sexy British accent and they live happily ever after and fight crime together for always.

Oh, David. You know what I kinda want? AMC/SGA crossover...with David. Comparing his arrogance with Rodney's and his lack of medical ethics with Carson's...

Dude, Julia wants him to erase her memory like he did with Maria! That'd be...actually kind of awesome. He'd have a storyline. She could stop it with the angst. He'd have some meaningful conflict. She could stop thinking her womyn-pain qualifies her to hand out advice on The Journey That Is Life like candy. He could try to convince everybody that no, no, no, this time he was being altruistic, he wasn't in love with this Santos sister.

Dude, Ryan gave up hope PDQ. I blame the new "faster" pace of soaps.

See, people bitched about how slow things went, how you could skip a week and not miss anything because they stretched things out so long. So now a bunch of things go really fast, but the big things still get crazy stretched out, so it's all just weird.

Fibbies and Squick

Jesus. It's creepy to think of a park as a "target rich environment" for pedophiles.

I could read some Morgan/Garcia friend-sex. I couldn't really see them in a relationship, but I could buy some friend-sex, maybe some comfort-sex. Comfort-sex if Garcia's the one being comforted. Morgan, to me, doesn't really read as someone who'd comfort himself with sex with a friend. Anonymous sex, relationship-sex, post-danger sex with someone who'd been in danger, maybe. But he seems like he'd use violence as an outlet before he'd use sex. Not, y'know, directed violence, like going out and starting a bar brawl, just hitting the bag around or maybe sparring. Controlled violence.

Or I'm always up for some Abby/Garcia. Come on, people, geek-crossover OTP.

Hmm. Gideon putting his arm around Reid. I'm not really...comfortable slashing Mandy Patinkin (as anyone other than Inigo, anyway). But this show...makes it really damn easy, doesn't it?

Wow. Gideon just flipped. That's...weird. He's usually all restrained.

Aaaand it all works. Because these are TV cops, and TV cops are like Mounties: they always get their man. Even if they have to violate somebody's civil rights to do so.

I wonder if they're planning on doing some kind of Criminal Minds/CSI crossover at some point. They're both CBS shows and this is the second time they've mentioned that Reid is from Las Vegas. That'd actually be cool.

I have a sudden and bizarre longing for Grissom/Reid. Or Greg/Reid. Because the similarities between Grissom and Reid are kind of funny and it'd be the most socially awkward courtship ever. Or Greg and Reid could bond over being young genii and then Greg could coax Reid out of his shell with sex and pop culture.

But either of those relationships would have to be short-term. And when the BAU leaves Vegas, Elle teases Reid about the whole "what happens in Vegas..." thing and Morgan, who'd had no clue, gets kind of blustery and protective when he's really just jealous. And then Morgan and Reid do the dance of humorous misunderstanding so common in slash fics, where Reid assumes either a) Morgan doesn't think he can take care of himself, hence the bluster and the (canon!) protective shtick, or b) Morgan isn't comfortable with Reid liking guys, and Morgan wrestles with his Feelings because it's Reid, and he can't help but 1) feel like it'd be kind of taking advantage because Reid is so damn clueless with social situations, and 2) feel kind of embarrassed because really? Reid? That's who he chose to fixate on? The gawky, maladjusted boy-genius, instead of, say, Elle, who's all sassy and gorgeous, or even Hotch, who's at least conventionally attractive?

And then there is sex and they laugh and love and fight crime together forever and aye.

I found a fic that I can't read. It - it honestly squicks me.

Dude, I will read hardcore. But I will not read this series. 's called Bitch, by Nancy. Hardcore BDSM, CSI: NY, Mac/Danny.

I finished the first story, but I had to force myself through it. I knew it wasn't for me during the sex scene.

I have...weird lines when it comes to noncon. It seems like most people would. If it's going to be a viable romantic relationship for me, one party can't rape another. So where's the line between noncon and rape? It's all in the mind; if the "victim" sees it as rape, it's rape. And that's my line. Yes, there can be extenuating circumstances, like if the "rapist" is being drugged, brainwashed, possessed, or coerced (it's fanfiction; these are not random examples). But if the "rapist" chose this and the "victim" thinks rape...that's the line.

This had coercion-sex. I can do coercion-sex. But then Danny thought "rape". More, he was thinking he was betrayed, raped by a man he trusted.

That's why I'm giving up on it. I mean, yeah, okay, the kennel's maybe a little much, but I'd've stuck with it. But it crossed my line.