No More Lists

Dude. I should not make lists. Because I always go overboard.

I was reading this five things story, Five things she didn't pray for, and I was like hmm, Elizabeth...I'd like to see that done with Teyla. Or hey! I'm just dorky enough to be amused by a play on Faith's name.

And then I started thinking about five things stories I could write and, well:

( Cut Because I Know You Don't Care, Alyssa )

ETA: Oh my god, people, stop me. I'm up to 83 stories in 31 fandoms. This is madness.

Look! An Asian SooperSekritSpy!Wife

I love the Gibbs/Abby dynamic. And Abby's impression of Gibbs ("We were about to do trust falls and some of those guys in administration have wandering hands. Just give me their names and I'll break 'em for you, Abs. I know, Gibbs, and that's why I love you.") made my heart explode with the love.

OMG, abused husband! Abused Marine husband. I don't think they've done abused husband before.

I love my show. It surprises you.

There are a billion crime shows these days. It's getting easier and easier to figure out where things are going. But not with NCIS!

They do crazy things. Plague. Recurring terrorist/double-agent/triple-agent. Twin spree killers. Meat puzzle.

Team-love! "I don't care how hard you whack me, boss, I'm not going anywhere." "Nor am I." Oh, Tony and Ziva. Refusing to leave Gibbs alone with the giant van-bomb. I heart you.

I kinda want Tony/Ziva/Gibbs. And, y'know, more Tony/Abby/Gibbs. I just read the whatsit, Applied Psychology series and damn do I want more of that.

Awww. Marine/Spy!Wife OTP!

Oh, hey. You know what other Tony/Abby/Gibbs fic I read recently? An Exercise in Restraint. Yay for the Porn Battle! Although. Hm. "Other" may not strictly be accurate. It might be part of the AP series. Same author, anyway.

Doesn't matter, read it anyway. 's a porn snippet; backstory is not essential.

I Forgot Those Books Had Tentacle Porn

So. I want to do yuletide next year. So I was looking through the unfilled requests. And dude.

Dude.

I love people. I found a pile of requests in fandoms that I thought I could maybe write in (I resolutely did not look at any other fandoms) that were things I desperately wish to read.

Also, it was kind of cute how many people were just like "anything! anything in my fandom and I will love you!".

And, I was forced to admit that I have at least two fandoms with canon tentacle porn (Stargate and the Meredith Gentry books, fyi). Possibly more.