If I Ruled the Internet...

Or at least fandom's corner of it, all big bangs would link to a fandom primer of some kind. There is a big bang and I can't tell what the fandom is! Well, it's "NEWS" fandom, but I don't know what that actually means; it looks like it could be a band or a show or rpf of same. Most inconsiderate.

Oh God, Why Is This So HOT?

( Spock's dirty talk is NSFW. )