Shut Up, and Let Me See Your Jazz Hands

This is my new favorite song, btw.

Also, y'all should all be watching Heroes, as it is the best show on TV right now. I've actually liked every single episode, I like just about all of the characters (I even have a tiny crush on Claire's creepy dad, because Brody!), and I really, really want to know what the fuck is going on re: Sylar, the Mystery Cabal, and the apocalypse. Also:

SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD

is my new favorite tagline.

fox1013 mentioned that someone should write "Five Cheerleaders Hiro and Peter Accidentally Saved" and like I said, I am now in urgent need of Hiro and Peter roadtripping across America, saving cheerleaders and driving Isaac crazy bugging him for a name, a location, something, because if they keep just lurking around high schools they're going to end up on some kind of watchlist. And then Isaac feels like a pervert because he keeps trying to paint Claire's boobs. Not because she's a nubile young girl, it's just that then he might be able to read the name of her school. Isaac has to paint Claire's chest to save the world. He can't help enjoying it.

Also, I could get behind some Nathan/Simone sex wherein Nathan has mad Peter issues. Or just some Peter/Nathan. I am easy. And I want Niki/not!Niki; I have no idea how to swing it logistically, I just want it. Plus, not!Niki should totally fuck Mohinder's girlfriend the plant, knowing she's a plant. Possibly up against a wall with Mohinder nearby, so the plant has to be completely silent, because if Mohinder catches them he'll never let him close to him again and her bosses will kill her. Which not!Niki purrs into her ear.

Anyway. I feel chatty, but not really on any particular topic, so if somebody doesn't suggest something for me to ramble about, you're getting my WISHLIST, all the fics I dream of reading. So like the last two paragraphs, but longer. So much longer.