Shut Up, and Let Me See Your Jazz Hands

If someone could find me this song in, y'know, song format, I would love them forever. Because I'm currently just listening to it via fanvid.

And, FYI, this is the best song EVER for Irons/Sara (Witchblade, yo). And yeurgh, I'd completely blocked the creepy threesome thing from my mind. You know, where Sara has sex with Conchobar and Irons is across town, writhing, because he can feel it.

That is a creepy, creepy man, people.

I miss Witchblade. Damn you, Yancy Butler, you and your alcoholism, which doomed my show.

Speaking of shows canceled too soon...I have spent the last couple days watching Dark Angel. I want Dark Angel fic. But most of the fic for it that I've read, I read before I learned the value of bookmarking. So I'll probably never find that massive Max/Alec story with stalker!Logan and the squirrels again. But I've still got email alerts for the one with the unexpected pregnancy!

That's right, it's het. Dark Angel is the show I can't slash. Well, okay, I have the one slash story saved, but I haven't read it. And it seemed more like a kind of threesome thing, anyway.

Mmmm, Max/Alec/Logan. That I could go for.

Really. I will pay money. Or, alternatively, pay in kind.

And I've read a couple of Max/Original Cindy fics. But! Canon lesbian! In a sci-fi show! That's rare enough that I practically have to read at least a couple of fics with her.

But mostly, I'm a het fangirl on this one. Which you will hear more about later.

Because I have had Thoughts.

And these Thoughts have led me to write Things. And plan to write more Things.

I'm going to do a "10 Things I Love About..." series. Because 1) I love things and wish to give other people reasons to love these things, and 2) I can.

So far, the list of things I'm writing about it (in no particular order): Dark Angel, Stargate Atlantis, Firefly, All My Children, Clue: the Movie, Farscape, Titus, NCIS, House, BtVS, Alyssa, the Internet, Grey's Anatomy, Jake 2.0, Dena, Oklahoma, my family, Richard, Veronica Mars, Good Omens, Night World series, NUMB3RS, Popular, Scrubs, Fastlane, The West Wing, Smoke & Shadows/Smoke & Mirrors, Covenants, Two Guys & a Girl, Honor Harrington series, science fiction, Ukiah Oregon series, Harry Dresden books, Vorkosigan series, Expendable series, and the Discworld books.

Possibly there will be others, and possibly I won't be able to come up with ten things for all of these. But I have the Dark Angel one done! I just have to type it.

Let's see, what else.

I am emphatically not a self-starter. I've been trying to convince myself to go buy milk for the last three weeks. But I have to drive all the way over to the Albertson's on Broadway because nothing closer carries Hiland milk. And I won't buy anything but (not after the disasters I've had with Borden milk; yeegh, chocolate/canadian bacon milk).

I did finally pick up (a little) and take out the trash (most of it). And I threw out the old milk (and discovered that I'd been accidentally making cheese).

My computer's gone mad. It has to be a virus. I've defragged the hard drive and cleared out the spyware and still, it is mad. I also tried scanning for a virus, but Norton lies to me, lies like a bigamist priest. If anyone knows how I could maybe fix it, I'd appreciate a hint. Because this is driving me mad. Especially as I have about a billion new songs I want to listen to, and can't.

My love of country has revived once more. Downloaded a bunch of Garth Brooks and Toby Keith, a little Tim MacGraw, some Hank Williams, Jr. A couple of girl country singers (basically two songs, Strawberry Wine and The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia). Have yet to successfully download the song I want most - Mama's in the Graveyard, Papa's in the Pen. It has a cheating wife and a killer trucker. It's the best country song ever.

I like old country, the country that tells a story. And I don't want that story to be about God or your children. I want cheating wives and drinking and bloody vengeance (all of which can be found in The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia - and also, there's a lynching). Or, Don't Take the Girl, which is horribly sad and yet, awesome.

I've been dreaming a lot lately. It's weird.

And I've added a whole new kind of chest pains to the list of "things I should probably see a doctor about, but won't". These don't radiate like the others, they just stick in the one spot, just left of my sternum, and it feels...above the ribs, if that makes sense.

I'm considering pushing my departure for home off another day. I don't think I'll be able to stay down there that long. At least after Christmas I'll have stuff to do. If I went down there now, I'd just be bored out of my skull. Well, bored out of my skull after the first fifteen hours in front of the beautiful, beautiful satellite TV. And the less I'm down there, the less likely I'll have a fight with Dad.