Shut Up, and Let Me See Your Jazz Hands

XMEN FIRST CLASS HAS A BDSM AU AND NO ONE TOLD ME. TO ANYONE ELSE SIMILARLY SHOCKED+DELIGHTED, IT IS HERE. I HAVE NOT READ WORD ONE AND YET THIS AFFECTS MY JOY NOT AT ALL.

I am off to watch Bad Teacher with Jackie, because it is the only movie at our theater that I will watch, but have not yet seen (Mr Popper's Penguins - NO. XM:FC - ( spoiler )) To sum up, canon hates my OTPs and I don't like it. (WILD SWANS AND TELEPATHS, I ship it forever.)